Vanilla-Twilight

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burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

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— 23 minutes ago with 483920 notes

sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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(Source: vensu, via gnarly)

— 24 minutes ago with 172230 notes
inabasket:


Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

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— 27 minutes ago with 211691 notes

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(via happiest)

— 42 minutes ago with 370418 notes

anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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(Source: readm03475587639r, via happiest)

— 45 minutes ago with 264120 notes
"fucking idiot"
me to me (via v-ws)

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— 45 minutes ago with 662690 notes

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

(via darkness-of-the-soul)

— 45 minutes ago with 207224 notes

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via darkness-of-the-soul)

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mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

(via communistbakery)

— 46 minutes ago with 1016875 notes
october 31st:SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st:JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
— 49 minutes ago with 421269 notes

eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

(via sniffing)

— 51 minutes ago with 117984 notes
to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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— 53 minutes ago with 351265 notes