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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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jpgay:

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via sniffing)

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radicalqueerbrownboy:

waterar:

what a polite child 

Awww

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

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spectr0-magic:

words to live by

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i-want-your-wand:

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.


And now to conclude with OdinIt’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

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And Loki is still adopted.

i-want-your-wand:

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

image

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

image

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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And now to conclude with Odin
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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

And Loki is still adopted.

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myassbrokethefall:

allthewayfrombelfast:

myassbrokethefall:

Followed by (pick one):

1. many hours of frenzied sexting*;

2. an awkward offline note to the effect of “could you not do that i’m sorry i just don’t know what to do when you say stuff like that and i get weird fan tweets about it and it upsets me i heart you though and btw break a leg in that play you’re doing in a few months i would totally come but i’m washing my hair that day but you’ll be great because you’re a serious actress not a dilettante like i am <3”;

3. nothing ever again. 

or 4. something else. WE CAN NEVER KNOW

*I’m guessing not that first one

I do not believe it could have been 2, because she KEPT DOING IT. She made another comment (the kimono, I think?) and then the SHOWER VIDEO. I truly think that if David had approached her and been like “babe, this is weird for me, please keep our flirting to ourselves because it overwhelms the common-folk”, she would have backed off because while she is the master of all trolls, I don’t believe she takes joy in making people feel uncomfortable. 

SO I AM GUESSING 4. 

That’s true; the awkward offline note option would have to have occurred later. I agree with you — I think she enjoys gently annoying him 4 funsies but I don’t think she actually wants to make him uncomfortable. Correction appended. 4 it (most likely) is. *shakes fist at people trying to live their lives without fans’ running editorial commentary; how dare they*

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