Followed by (pick one):
1. many hours of frenzied sexting*;
2. an awkward offline note to the effect of “could you not do that i’m sorry i just don’t know what to do when you say stuff like that and i get weird fan tweets about it and it upsets me i heart you though and btw break a leg in that play you’re doing in a few months i would totally come but i’m washing my hair that day but you’ll be great because you’re a serious actress not a dilettante like i am <3”;
3. nothing ever again.
or 4. something else. WE CAN NEVER KNOW
*I’m guessing not that first one
I do not believe it could have been 2, because she KEPT DOING IT. She made another comment (the kimono, I think?) and then the SHOWER VIDEO. I truly think that if David had approached her and been like “babe, this is weird for me, please keep our flirting to ourselves because it overwhelms the common-folk”, she would have backed off because while she is the master of all trolls, I don’t believe she takes joy in making people feel uncomfortable.
SO I AM GUESSING 4.
That’s true; the awkward offline note option would have to have occurred later. I agree with you — I think she enjoys gently annoying him 4 funsies but I don’t think she actually wants to make him uncomfortable. Correction appended. 4 it (most likely) is. *shakes fist at people trying to live their lives without fans’ running editorial commentary; how dare they*